The Tower, the Zoo, and the Tortoise

The Tower, the Zoo, and the Tortoise

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When Balthazar Jones is tasked with setting up an elaborate menagerie within the Tower of London's walls to house the many exotic animals gifted to the Queen, life at the Tower gets all the more interesting. Penguins escape, giraffes are stolen, and the Komodo dragon sends innocent people running for their lives. Balthazar is in charge and things are not exactly running smoothly. Then his wife Hebe decides to leave him and his beloved tortoise "runs" away.
Publisher: New York : Doubleday, 2010
Edition: 1st American ed
ISBN: 9780385533294
0385533292
Characteristics: 1 online resource (xiv, 304 p.) : map

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trudat
Dec 28, 2016

I love quirky English stories and wanted to like this one. Unfortunately it lacks the subtle wit I have come to expect - the humor feels like it's trying too hard. I actually even looked up the author to see if it was an American trying to write a 'British-style' novel. Did not finish.

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Grammy
Feb 19, 2016

An unusual and tender story.

Chortlesnort Apr 29, 2015

Atmospheric and unique. A little bit 'rum' in places as the Brits would say. Clever and amusing, but at times moving.

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laratis
Nov 01, 2014

"The tassled flag flew high over the fulsom buttocks."
Please forgive my spelling, I am such a poor speller I am not even sure when I am misspelling a word.
But back to the book. I hope I got that quote correct, Miss Stuart! Your book is amazing and I am so happy I stumbeled upon your books!
This book is great!
Thankyou for writing it and sharing it with the rest of us!

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tls505
Aug 22, 2012

Be off with you. It was a lovely book. Full of romance, with just enough pathos so it wasn't cloying. I'm thinking of carrying a copy around the Tower next time I go.

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VRMurphy
Feb 06, 2012

Not sure why I bothered finishing this one. The overall tone is quite sad, and the style of forced whimsicality is both jarringly precious and off-key.

RenGrrl Nov 10, 2011

Very cute.

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Rhonwen
Oct 30, 2011

I normally dislike books filled with characters that are quirky just for the sake of being quirky, but while other authors create a cast of oddballs just to hide the fact that there's nothing else of interest to their story, there's actually a fair bit going on here--interesting historical anecdotes (though I suspect many are made up), humour, poignancy, and some unusual animals.

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21221018293347
Oct 17, 2011

A little too slow for me and I found that I quickly lost interest.

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cheadlebeagle
Oct 06, 2011

Too cute for me and too many irritating moments.

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bixby
Jul 03, 2014

A delightful story featuring a Beefeater at the Tower of London who has a collection of rainwater and is tasked with caring for the Queen's menagerie, his wife who works at the London Underground Lost & Found and tries to reunite the lost with their owners, and a vicar who is determined to dispose of all the rats nibbling away at the chapel's tapestry kneelers and write romance novels on the side... penguins get lost, animals escape, secret romances flourish... fun!

DanniOcean Nov 29, 2010

Balthazar Jones is a Beefeater who fails to catch pickpockets but catches the different varieties of rain in delicate Egyptian perfume bottles. He shares a grief with his wife Hebe, who works for the Underground’s vast lost and found department and spouts enigmatic Greek proverbs. Their tortoise, Mrs. Cook, is the world’s oldest of her kind. The Reverend Septimus Drew is a rat-catcher supreme, and a writer of erotic fiction whose heart’s desire is for a family of his own. A cast of other strange and wonderful characters all with secrets and talents, what could they possibly have in common? They all live within the Tower of London, that London landmark of history and blood, ill-named as it is actually a series of many towers within a fortress. Yes, people live there. They can’t get a plumber or delivered pizza because everyone believes their address is a joke. The “loathsome” tourists are forever thinking their bathrooms are public loos. Sir Walter Raleigh’s ghost keeps them awake most nights. And now, in typical “seems like a good idea at the time” government fashion, the Palace has decided to re-impose on the Tower’s inhabitants the menagerie which was part of the Tower for two centuries - before the animals were moved to the London Zoo. Argentinean penguins, Etruscan shrews, an albatross in mourning, playful pigs, estranged lovebirds, exhibitionist marmosets named after a certain red-headed Royal, kidnapped giraffes and something called a ‘zorilla’. And Balthazar Jones, a “Yeoman Warder of Her Majesty’s Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London” has been put in charge of it. Very little dialogue makes the novel introspective, the characters connected but sadly not communicating, and when Balthazar’s paralyzing grief causes him to lose Hebe, it is the solitary Reverend who reminds him that the kindness and affection he has for the Tower’s animals should be shared with his human family. What sounds at first to be a quirky story is certainly filled with off-kilter humour, but Julia Stuart writes in an almost poetic style, full of warmth, pathos and empathy for the Tower’s inhabitants and their collective histories. The Tower, The Zoo and The Tortoise is a beautifully written novel, for fans of British humour and history, and for anyone wanting to be reminded of the redeeming power of love.

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